Poopy Russian
a mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and c-ke. this drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the cl-ssic white russian and black russian drinks. the result is like someone’s -n-s has exploded in your c-cktail gl-ss.
dude #1: “dude, hook me up with a drink! wait… what’s this?”
dude #2: “dude it’s a p–py russian, check it out!”
dude #1: (drinks)… “man, it’s like i just ate out someone’s -ss!”
dude #2: “this is true.”
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