Poopy Tuba
when you’re eating a females -ss out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.
guy 1: dude so i was eating this girls -ss out last night even though she told me not too because she had to sh-t
guy 2: oh god, did you get a p–py tuba?
guy 1: all over my face bro, i got bad pink eye
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