poor man’s fudgesicle
a s-xual maneuver involving scatophagy. to perform the poor man’s fudgesicle the male partic-p-nt must first vigorously f-ck their partner in the -ss (enough so that the -n-s is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. -as seen in various hardcore p-rnography-). he must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned ‘gaping hole.’ next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now sh-t filled -n-s (this step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). finally the phallus is removed from the -n-s and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.
the other night i was f-cking brittney and she wouldn’t stop b-tching about getting her some food, so i gave her a poor man’s fudgesicle. -high-fives friend-
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a s-xual maneuver involving scatophagy. to perform the poor man’s fudgesicle the male partic-p-nt must first vigorously f-ck their partner in the -ss (enough so that the -n-s is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. -as seen in various hardcore p-rnography-). he must then withdrawal his phallus and take a large sh-t in aforementioned ‘gaping hole.’ next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now sh-t filled -n-s (this step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). finally the phallus is removed from the -n-s and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.
the other night i was f-cking brittney and she wouldn’t stop b-tching about getting her some food, so i gave her a poor man’s fudgesicle. -high-fives friend-
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