Poor Man’s Gin and Tonic
a mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of sprite and 3 oz. of gin
partygoer: man, you got any tonic water and limes?
host: nah man, just use sprite.
partygoer: what am i supposed to do with sprite?
host: make a poor man’s gin and tonic, fool.
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