poor man’s lettuce
potato chips on a sandwich
“i always put poor man’s lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a h-lluva lot longer than stupid lettuce.”
“yeah, exactly. why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?”
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