Poor Plutoer
a person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a sp-ce rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the recl-ssification was justified. they do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.
everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these d-mn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a f-cking sp-ce rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. it ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.
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