poor turd
the porter-stained excrement that is released from mark the twink after william gilligan relives his adventures at the jersey sh-r-. usually as the result of mark giving will-gill the buffalo eye. it is best described as gross and off-putting.
mark- *gives william gilligan the buffalo eye*
will-gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* “you know what to do buddy.”
*45 minutes p-ss*
will-gill- “you know mark, you should really get an awesome tan…”
mark- “i should have never gave you the buffalo eye. i have to drop this poor t-rd in the toilet and take 2 showers now.”
will-gill- “well, i used to work at lots so…”
will-gill and mark chuckle together
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