Poor Wiping Syndrome
the awkward experience of having an itchy b-tthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth sh-t.
john – ahh dude, i’ve got the itchiest b-tthole…
martin – poor wiping syndrome?
john – totally…
(john waddles off)
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