Poortard
a socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of d-ld-s. if this person were in india, ‘untouchables’ would look down on them.
likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an ebt card. likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their blackberry.
someone who’s poortarded. a poor ‘tard. a natural cousin to the r-t-rd…..only poorer.
“did you see that new tat that lionel got on his hands?”
“sure did. what a poortard. he won’t even be able to get a job at jiffy lube with ‘mazel tov’ tatted across his fingers.”
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