poostalker
a parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child’s bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
a: crispin hasn’t done a poo in three days; i’m waiting for a big one.
b: i’m eating my breakfast goshdarnit – you are such a poostalker!
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