poot n scoot
verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.
i totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.
that was a sick poot n scoot.
2 more definitions
the act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don’t know you did it. a distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you ipod is a clever move. try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
“i farted on the bus yesterday, so i immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. it was a perfect poot-n-scoot!”
a game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally p–p themselves and then try and see who can drag their b-ttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
woodrow: “hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?”
momma: “yes woodrow, let’s see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!”
woodrow: “you better watch out, i’m the best poot-n-scooter this side of the mississippi!”
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