poot plank
that annoying and embarr-ssing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.however,when you want it to it won’t. like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. you try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won’t repeat for love or money.
i swear! it was the poot plank,not me!!
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