pootache


to insert ones finger in ones own -n-l orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell sh-t all day long
how about u smell my -ss?
when during the act of s-xual intercourse, one sh-ts under someones nose and gives them a sh-t moustache.
when michael got excited during s-xual intercourse jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

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