Pooten Nanny
1) a phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.
2) a phrase used to replace “oh snap!” or “holy cr-p!” in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
1) person 1: “we are outta here!” -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-
person 2: -jerks- “pooten nanny!”
2) person 1: “look out for that dead bird right there! ew!”
person 2: -jumps in disgust- “pooten nanny!”
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