Pooter Scooter


a scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. a.k.a the puss
i rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
the action of rubbing a mans p-n-s between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

also known as: “putting mayonnaise on the hot dog” or “the banana rubber”
oooohhhhhh pooter scooter!!!!

ryan: “your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter”
everyone: “gross”
a wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.
grandma needs to use a “pooter scooter now.
its a scooter made out of -ssholes
while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

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