pooter tooter
this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their b-tthole and pushing it out their vag…i have no idea!
girl:”hey check this out!”
vag:”pfrrrpt”
guy:”what the h-ll was that?!”
girl:”i blew air out my v-g-n-”
guy:”haha you queefed!….do it again!”
girl:”okay”
vag:”pfrrrpt”
guy:”ahahahahahahahahaha pooter tooter!”
p-ssy fart, normall smells like cheese
i was boning this girl last night and her pootertooters were loud as
the female fart that, while sitting, begins at the p–p shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front b-tt and makes the perpetrator go “weew” as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
girl: hey sam…guess what i just did
boy: hey beth i hope its not a pooter tooter …cause thatd be gross.
girl: yeah…that is it.
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