pooticles
any particulate matter left over after flushing when one has defacated in a toilet.
you totally left an island of pooticles in my bathroom.
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airborne particles of poo left hanging in the air after a typically soft or liquid excavation.
“i went into a trap soon after someone had a huge dump and the pooticles were all over my face and up my nose”
the floating bits and pieces left on the toilet bowl after a particularly messy dump. common after a night of heavy beer drinking.
“after an epic dump, you’re bound to experience pooticles lingering in the bowl, even with multiple flushes”
small shards of poo that get sprayed during a particularly wet fart.
i hate doing my husband’s washing, his pooticles always skid up his undies.
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