pootie rooters
a person that farts around… as in doesn’t take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. stalling time or to drag ones feet.
kristi: come on jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
jaclyn: hang on… i want to show you this really cute shirt i have.
kristi: no! we need to go… no more pootie rooting around.
jaclyn: but i love being pootie rooters!
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