pootie tang

an underrated and often overlooked movie about a blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. pootie always respects the ladies. he is like a surreal undercover brother. sa-da-tay, my damies! pootie says “don’t baaaang tha dillies!”
it’s a movie t-tle and the name of that movies main character. do you really need an example?
greatest movie every, pimp, smooth, mack, ice cold.
i gots to say da nae nae
i gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.
sa-da-tay, my daimee.
runny kine??? don’t ask… i don’t know either.
definetly the greatest movie ever! pootie fights crime with a belt and speeks a funny -ss language that everyone understands. hes a rapper, super hero, and a role model.
sada-tah
wada-tah
capah-town
your my main damie
1.) a role model human being, someone everyone should aspire to to follow in moral comp-ss as well as style. a pootie tang knows when/where/why/how to act like a bad–ss motherf-cker in a respectful and proper manner while being a role model for children and treating the ladies with respect. slick dancing moves, fly clothes, and and -ss-whippin’ belt aren’t required but are certainly smiled upon.
2.) a bamf, but respectful and proper one at the same time.
3.) a character from the popular film “pootie tang” played by lance crouther. in the film pootie tang is a super hero who help save the people of chicago from lector corp., an evil corporation that sells fast foods, cigarettes and alcohol to children. throughout the film pootie tang teaches right from wrong, whips bad guy’s -sses with his belt, and talks complete jibberish because he is jut too d-mn cool for words.

4.)abbriviated form: p-tang
1.) wow man, that chuck norris is almost a regular pootie tang!

2.)
jb: that pootie tang, boy he is just one bad–ss motherf-cker, he is just so fly and awesome and he always kickin’ somebody’s -ss, and treatin’ the ladies all nice like and godd-mn we talkin’ ’bout coolness off the meter!
lacey: yeah and he’s a bamf too.
3.)quote from movie– ” pootie tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your -ss, then mail it to you ten days in advance. the picture gets there right? you’re goin’, “what the h-ll is this?” and then pootie tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your -ss and you still won’t know what happened to you!” -jb

4.) yo p-tang can you come help me with this real quick?

5.)just ask yourself, “wwptd”– what would pootie tang do?
sah-dah-tay!
kappa-chow!!
the best ultimate player ever.
pootie tang made a sweet bid for that disc.

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