pooting
the term used when someone farts in another persons face.
pooting is = -person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip-
tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your ‘downtime’.
i was just pooting you this morning.
i am going to poot.
the act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.
tom : whats up?
jerry : oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
tom : oh man i haven’t pooted for like ages
jerry : omg i’m crowning so bad it’s like i’m giving birth to a brown baby boy!
when you’re bored or doing homework and you need to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
mom: what are you doing?
son: well, i was bored with homework, so i’m pooting.
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