pootlins
small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, p-ss gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump
there is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. you don’t know if they heard them or not.
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