Pootron
1) the random expulsion of methane particles from the -n-s. can be silent or audible, depending on the position and size of the b-ttocks expelling them. the odor also ranges from odorless to having the ability to leave you incapacitated.
-standing in a crowded elevator-
woman: is it just me or is this elevator full of pootrons?
man: close your legs.
1. anything to do with severe and/or unslightly feces, or defecation; 2. a word to mean anything that is incomprehensible or nearly impossible to specify;3. something unfathomable and/or ridiculous, (liken to miss usa p–ping); 4. type of deadly weapon whose lethality is proportional to its fowlness; 5. some device related to or used in defecation; 6. emphasis of insignificance
1. i cannot believe the size of the pootron in that toilet. 2. what you speak of is nonsense, a “pootron”, so to speak. 3. her face was of pootron design. 4. pootron bomb. 5. you are a pootron hole; release some pootrons (i.e. “drop some kids off at the pool”) 6. “neutron in the pootron”, meaning something like “a drop in the ocean”
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