pooty principle
states that one should always side with the pooty in any argument involving the pooty giver and any other persons. it is better to agree with the pooty giver and continue receiving pooty than to express your real views on the situation and have your pooty supply cut off.
this principle has been widely used to disprove “bros before hos” theory.
“she was wrong about it, but i decided to go with the pooty principle”
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