pooxting
texting while p–ping
kim likes to mult-task, so she’s constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.
the act of texting whilst pooing.
pooxting is welcome in the wade-iverse
texting while taking a p–p.
pooxting is a great way to p-ss time on the toilet.
the act of texting someone while p–ping.
“i was in the bathroom longer than usual because i was busy pooxting my friends.
pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can’t help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.
i have to go take a cr-p. i’ll pooxt you once i get settled in.
so i was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.
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