Pop a smurf
a euphemism for bowel movement. used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
person 1: see you guys later, i gotta go home and pop a smurf.
person 2 and 3: later
person 2: did he just say he’s going to pop a smurf? what the f-ck does that mean?
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