pop can poop
a t-rd so large in diameter that it feels like it’s coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. it usually looks pretty big too and don’t feel too great either!
the day after i ate that whole xl-pizza with double extra cheese, i was taking a dump when i thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the t-rd i was trying expel. it felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my -ss and it was kinda stuck there. when the marathon session was over i looked into the toilet and saw the monster i had created. lesson learned. i never wanna make a pop can p–p again!
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