Pop Job
to give or receive a handjob inside a tub of popcorn. term first made famous by the popular internet podcast, “i’m wearing a onesie.”
dude, that guy just gave me a pop job at wall-e.
it’s the act of receiving a bl-w j-b while a female sucks on your p-n-s while she has a mouth full of pop rocks.
guy: man i got the best pop job last night from my girlfriend.
friend: -pound it-
when a person has a bowl or bucket of popcorn in his/her lap, and an accomplice (the giver of said popjob) extends his/her neck into the popcorn vessel in order to satisfy both parties’ needs
“dude, becky give me the totally best popjob yesterday at the movie theatre!”
“no way man! i heard she gave tim a doritojob yesterday
the most intense bl-wj-b ever, where the giver of the said bl-wj-b fills his/her mouth with poprocks, creating an -rg-smic explosion of pleasure on the p-n-s
“dude, anna just gave me the best popjob ever.”
“h-ll yeah man, i always bring poprocks to a date.”
a specialized bl-w j-b in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way…) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his p-n-s the color of the ring pop. especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.
dude 1: man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.
dude 2: nah man, its great. my girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.
dude 1: thats the best flavor!
dude 2: yah, and my d-ck still looks like papa smurf’s.
the act of giving someone a bl-w j-b, while they light up, and smoke a popper. pop job is also referred to as “popper job”. this is typical stoner’s perfect idea of their two favourite feelings. a prodigious head rush mixed with an intense -rg-sm.
guy one: yo my girlfriend gave me a pop job last night.
guy two: i gotta’ get one of those.
popjobs are usually singers made famous by talent show, they can or can’t sing, although usually they can, but also usually they don’t come up with original material and do whatever they are told to keep the money coming.
boybands are f-ing popjobs
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