pop-left
the left wing answer to the alt-right: dumb, uninformed angry people on the internet getting themselves worked up about trivial feel-good causes and superficial social justice issues while ignoring actual left-wing values like worker’s rights, environmental protection, and actual social justice. found on places like tumblr, huffington post, and upworthy.
the pop-left is protesting about student housing officials at harvard being called “house masters”, from the latin “magister” or “teacher”. in other news, a walmart employees’ union has been shut down, a mississippi judge was caught accepting bribes for sending innocent people to private prisons, and a carbon-limiting treaty was rejected, but no one cares.
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