Popcorn Muscles
a term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are “just for show.”
brandon marshall: “(joey porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. he’s soft.”
joey “peezy” porter: “nope (i don’t know what popcorn muscles are). i know orville redenbacher. i know popcorn.”
muscles that are used for look or for show.
fake looking muscles that are used to get a lot of chicks.
billy and wilson both got them popcorn muscles they show off in the clubs of springfield.
muscles that are made just for show; muscles that are fake, mostly to impress or intimidate others
i saw billy and wilson dancing in the clubs of springfield showing off them popcorn muscles.
a swole motherf-cker that softer than paper panties
hercule satan (dragonball z) thinks he’s the sh-t but he’s really just a popcorn muscles having little b-tch.
a weak bodypart.
will waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.
when your muscles are big and strong but you don’t know how to use them.
“all those muscles are popcorn muscles, he’s soft.”
-brandon marshall on joey porter
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