popesunami
a rare phenomenon of babylonian proportions in which hugemongous waves of people are drawn toward an epicenter known as pope. the effects of a popesunami can be felt around even the most continental countries and to the uttermost depths of the cities. a popesunami can last for several days and affect the lives of millions of people.
reporter: can you tell us what happened to you during the recent popesunami?
man: i was leaving my house with my wife and son when this huge wave of people coming out of nowhere dragged us down the street. i must have gone as far away as five blocks before i was able to grab an energy pole and get myself out of it.
reporter: what about your family?
man: i thought i would never find them… until i saw them on the news, stranded on the top of a sandwich truck!
reporter: and how did they come back to you?
man: they were rescued by a team of firefighters specializing in popesunami.
reporter: are they okay now?
man: they will need some time to recover from all those pope t-shirts and papal flags.
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