Popeye

to popeye is to light a joint or cigarette with your lips away from the filter, and using the least wet part of your mouth to hold the joint/cigarette.
i need to popeye this, last one someone lipped it.
the most vicious man in history.
physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispr-nunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival “bluto”, to sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted “olive oyl”.

best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of spinach. also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said spinach, songs such as “three cheers for the red, white, and blue” and certain other notable pieces of cl-ssic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over popeye’s bicep.

should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. if this is impossible, your only option is to run. for the love of g-d, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it’s too late. what is that? what is that song!? oh g-d, he’s heard me! oh my g-d, not that, no popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-

i ‘yam what i ‘yam, and that’s all that i ‘yam! -popeye
“i’m strong to the finish, ’cause i eat’s me spinach… i’m popeye the sailor man!” -popeye
found at carnivals and state fairs in 70’s & 80’s , he was a black man in a sideshow who could make his eyeb-lls bulge out of his eye-sockets. thus giving him the name “popeye”
hey, lets go see popeye when we get to the fair.
spinach for black people.
dogg, popeyes is one of the five food groups, n-gg-.
great chicken
i went to popeyes on 23rd and capitol in da ghetto to get some good chicken cuz kfc sucks
very good chicken, love their onion rings
i prefer popeyes over kfc’s chicken.
a spicy cajun chicken food chain started up in new york in the late 70’s after the fictional cop; popeye doyle, the main character in the movie; the french connection.
john: man, im starvin!
jim: dude, lets go to popeyes.
a sailor man

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