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  a large, sweaty obese human body or that bodytype. slarth is a noun, slarthy is a adjective. for example, kirstie allie didn’t always look like a slarth. now she isnt all that slarthy at all.

• wonder woman a ho

  it’s when a lesbian picks up a female (ho), rescues her from a traumatic event, and -j-c-l-t-s into her back superman style, except she’s also a female, and it sticks to her chest, so when she sleeps on her back, she wakes up and it sticks to her like wonder bra, hence wonder woman a […]

• elephant finger

  to take it up the -ss in a major way. dumbguy: “dude! i just got raped by an elephant! my bunghole is streched out about a mile wide! dumberguy: “wait a minute. isn’t an elephant’s p-ck-r long and skinny?” dumbguy: “yeah, but he fingered me first!”

• Fordian Slip

  an extremely innapropriate remark or action bluntly made to a large public audience. in reference to mayor rob ford. “i have plenty to eat at home. oh sh-t, i f-cked up, sorry toronto, just another fordian slip” – rob ford 1. getting caught in a lie with video evidence, which contradicts a repeated denial 2. […]

• fosbender

  s-x god king of s-x thy king of s-x cl-t commander a: “man i was f-cking my mrs last night so hard she came 12times” b: “wow man you are the fosbender” -bows-

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