popsicle


a girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her -ss on the inside.
“my girlfriend is such a popsicle – when i told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours.”
a frozen treat that comes in many different colours and flavors.
ice cream man:you are gonna eat your popsicle and you are gonna like it!!
bobbie:ok
sometimes used as a s-x toy for nasty sl-ts
ew ashley used a popsicle as a d-ld-
step 1: tupperware container by the bed
step 2: add s-m-n bi-nightly (do not -j-c-l-t- any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
step 3: rotate nights with your best bud
step 4: place a popsicle stick in the middle
step 5: freeze during the day
remember: make sure you don’t get any on the stick!
step 6: once you’ve collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
step 7: run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
step 8: remove your popsicle by the stick
step 9: donate your popsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
step 10: take bets on who will be the daddy
c-mboxes are so lame, lets make a popsicle instead!
receiving a bl-wj-b from a girl who has ice cubes in her mouth
before she started i stopped her, went to the freezer, got some ice cubes, and after i explained a little more she was all about giving me a popsicle
1) a euphemism for swearing
2) an attempt of cursing without the abrasive language
example 1;
jeremiah: “they say it’s gonna rain today, ya’ll”
kizziah: “ah, popsicles”

example 2;
samuel: “would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?”
kizziah: “no, i would not. i have plans with my relations”
samuel: “popsicles, another time then”
a prost-tute, or street hooker.

named so for being present at convenience stores during ice cream season.
hey yo did you see that popsicle outside 7 11?

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