Popta


1.a plump, long nippled, no armed eskimo who skinny dips in chocolate pumpkin pie particuluarly around winter time, and sh-ts themselves profusely amongst a pile of cone wearing, pajama topped gimpy pirate geese and nomadic flatuluent rice crispy r-t-rds. usually belonging to the meekanomaddafoyomamma tribe of western easter b-mblequeef new mexico.
2. a mispr-nounced version of the word poptart, used in subst-tution of the real word when so hungry that the brain cells lack the ability to function properly.
3. an exclamation used in a state close to that of terrets.
4. the word used for a big irish kid used by the lover of the same descent.
1. look at that popta, his nipples are so long it makes me scream.
2. popta!
3. popta!!

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