poptarting
when the girl flicks the b-lls repeatedly until you -j-c-l-t- on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.
bryson- hey you wanna try poptarting?
emily- sure what do i do?
bryson- here hold these pop tarts and ill show you
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the act of covering the outside of a woman’s v-g-n- with -j-c-l-t- while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (… like a strawberry poptart…)
him: you know that little hoe debbie?
you: … yeh?
him: i was totally poptarting her this morning.
you: f-ck man, that sh-t really like strawberries with icing?!
him: ….
no…
taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.
i took nyquil and ex-lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.
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