Porcelain horse collar


the s-xual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
dude, i met this freaky chick at the bar last night. i took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

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