Porcelain Pastry
when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the t-rds “pasteries” in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a sh-t at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
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