Porcelain Pastry


when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the t-rds “pasteries” in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a sh-t at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

Read Also:

  • pork 'n puke

    a low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet. the whole family is going to the pork ‘n puke for thanksgiving dinner.

  • consualo

    smart;independent,beautiful woman your a real consualo

  • convothirst

    to crave and need conversation. opposite of conversate i’ve been convothirstin’ somethin’ wicked! someone talk!

  • pornerastic

    “licentious, lascivious, lewd, and h-rny” (josefa heifetz. mrs. byrne’s dictionary. secaucus: university books, 1974). bill clinton was the second most p-rnerastic president ever.

  • Symeon

    completely gorgeous, talented, good in bed, awesome guy who plays water sports. symeon is hott… noun – the act of masturbating so vigorously that one tears the frenulum of the p-n-s. widespread among the greek population. ‘i had to get st-tches in my d-ck because i did a symeon, and now i’m not allowed to […]


Disclaimer: Porcelain Pastry definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.