porcelain percussion
porcelain percussion is the b-ss sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. this event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
cathy: d-mn bob, that was some serious porcelain percussion!! it almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
bob: thanks…if you would have done that, your toilet m-ffin would have slapped you in the head.
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