Porcelain Sauna
when your p–p rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.
josh: taco bell is the sh-t, but i hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.
jesse: don’t worry, after eating taco bell, you’ll get a nice porcelain sauna.
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