Porcello
also see “bbc”. a man with whom women want to be with and men want to be. the man that greek gods are modeled after. aesthetic to the max, and bro to the m-sses. waving his genitals in a circular motion, almost like the helicopter he single handedly makes fly, he wows crowds in disbelief.
“d-mn, i wish i could be like “big d-ck joe” porcello, but unfortunately, im not hung enough.”
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