porch
to jab someone really hard in the p-n-s.
phil was porched so hard that his d-ck almost fell off.
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used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
e.g., “that girl is so porch” could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing -n-l s-x = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)sh-tting herself at a party after taking too much ghb, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(this term is applicable to both men and women.)
the “porch” is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( a 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and graf artists)
“we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine”
m-ssive bi and tri man with little p-n-s and sucks his own c-ck and likes men
did u see that gay guy, what a porch.
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