porch fucking
having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.
first person : dude! i was so trashed last night, i ended up porch f-cking this chick last night.
second person: oh, how was it!
first person: don’t know, but i woke up with the banjo and a bottle of ky jelly.
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