porch monk
very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of islam. can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest cadillac dealership.
porch monk: asamalama nekka ma brotha
decent human being: f-ck you porch monk!!!!
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