Porch Potato
1. a person who rings someone’s doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person’s porch.
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2. a person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.
person rings doorbell
-waits for two minutes-
next door neighbor: um, i don’t think they’re home. you porch potato.
or:
person rings doorbell
-waits for two minutes-
-sighs-
person rings doorbell again
-footsteps-
neighbor: yeah, what do you want, porch potato?
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