porch weed


the random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. this weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes “community weed”.
resident: that was a crazy party last night.

house owner: yeah i found some porch weed this morning.

other resident: cool. lets get blazed together!
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a black man with heavy dreadlocks who sits on his porch smoking weed.
mowen from dead island is a good example of a porch weed
look at that porch weed over there smokin!
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