porcine cosmetologist
a porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. this is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
the typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.
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