Porcini


the italian cousin to the hudini. when you get so drunk at a italian restaurant that you end up banging a middle aged broad in the restroom. who by the way will only extort you for money and gifts down the road.
i got so drunk at olive garden last night, this old lady pulled a porcini on me. she said if i didn’t give her $3000 dollars she will post pictures of my italian sausage on facebook.

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