PORF

pile of red flags. when a prospective romantic interest indicates numerous signs or “red flags” that they are not fit to date.
“he said he’s been unemployed for a year, tried to light his parents house on fire, and was once arrested for hitting his ex-girlfriend – total porf, man. i paid the check and fled the restaurant.”
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a contraction of p-rn and surf. in other words, to surf p-rn. active context: porfing
my boss caught me porfing at work the other day. i think i’ll just go home and porf from now on.
a shortening (portmanteau) of the phrase “por favor,” used by toolbags.
“no sardines on my empanada porf.”
a word to be used as a subst-tute of any other adjective, verb, or noun, not unlike “smurf.” “porf” can be used to describe anything but the most common uses are of either, s-m-n, excrement, genitals, anything relating to the crotch area in general, or anything s-xual.
you just porfing porfed her all over her porf!
contraction of poor f-ck
thst guy is a total porf.
derived from the spanish phrase “por favor” meaning please or “puh-lease”. it’s used to describe a noun in a negative form for being too lame in a certain situation.
that guy is being a big porf.
the party last night was full of porfs.
v. the act of discarding a can, bottle or other container of beer before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer’s inexperience with drinking beer.

n. a can, bottle or other container of beer that has been discarded before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer’s inexperience with drinking beer.
v. “guy, you porfed that one, what is wrong with you?”

n. “guy, look at all these porfs next to where frates was sitting last night.”