Pork

to engage in s-xual intercourse.
so we went back to my place to pork.
1: personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: meat taken from swine.

3: vulgar slang for s-xual intercourse
1: d-mn, congress just “okayed” a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. talk about pork!

2: i went over to johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. too bad i don’t eat pork.

3: yeehaw, after about 12 bud lights i got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
the other four-letter word.
last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. we screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
1. v. to engage in s-xual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. to engage in s-xual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one’s partner’s genitals into meat.
1. jeff porked carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. i porked her senseless.
my favorite noun and verb.
i love a good pork sandwich!

i love a good pork! sandwich!
the word “pork” (ta choiridia, literally, ‘piglets’) suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early ancient greek comedy around 380 bc.
“or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you.”

– line 574 of the play “the wasps” 422 bc written by playwright aristophanes. line taken from “frogs and other plays” by aristophanes, translated by david barrett ©1964
forbidden fruit of israel
jew 1: “man i had the biggest dilemma the other day…”
jew 2: “what?”
jew 1: “i was offered free pork”