pork drunk
the state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.
“come over here boy! momma’s pork drunk!”
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- Pork Fanny
used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it’s resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork). did you hear that stacy got arrested in kfc for sticking a chicken drummer up her pork f-nny.
- porkimon
a rare pokemon character. it’s superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword) porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword
- Porkish Hen
so ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her friend: what did she look like? me: porkish hen
- pork trumpet
f-ckin…. like.. a raw -ss weiner… bro 1: dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night? bro 2: yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the sh-t outta there.
- Poser Lesbian
a chick who pretends to be a lesbian to make herself look ‘cool’. commonly -ssociated with poser goths and emo kids. “look at that b-tch grope her friend…she’s a total poser lesbian.”